In which I lazily post a link to something stupid. Again.

But come on. This is pretty cool.

This has got to be a hoax. Surely.

Most of you won't understand why this signifies the beginning of the end of civilisation.

But it does.

Don't forget where you first heard it.

Heh. "Boner."

This is apparently a Japanese ad for porn UMDs for Sony's PSP. It looks pretty innocuous at first glance, but look more closely at the bloke's crotch. Tent pole!

Sega does what Nintendon't

Well, no posts for a while, etc. Head up my arse, busy busy. Yawn.

I might fuck off this Game of the Year thing, actually - I'm not sure I can be bothered. To break the suspense, Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow was going to be #1. It's really neat, and you should play it. It has awesome 2D graphics, and it taught me that I'll put up with any amount of backtracking and respawning-enemies in a game (which I usually hate) so long as you throw me a few XP and let me see the words "level up" every once in a while.

You should also look at this website, if you dig on Sega. It made me go all warm and squishy on the inside. What an amazing bit of nostalgia. There's just something about those old Sega print ads - they're imprinted on my brain, somehow. Getting a Megadrive (which is what we called the Genesis in these parts) was like getting pubes. Except better.